My dream of cat food

I dreamt that a company was planning to market a radical new approach to cat food packaging.

This took the form of a large round metal container with a smaller metal container inside it.

You were supposed to take a very small dog, put it inside the smaller container, cover that container with wire mesh, and smear a special paste over the mesh.

Meanwhile, you put the cat in the outer container where all the cat food is, cover the outer container with wire mesh, and smear the special paste over that, too.

This was supposed to enhance the cat's dining experience.

In the dream, I was criticizing the concept. By way of analogy, I said:

"Look, if you put two men in a bathroom and cover one guy's penis with whipped cream, you can't expect the other guy to automatically suck his dick."

In the dream, this actually made sense.

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