"Where are we?" Damn fine question. Right now all I can hear are
whistles--real loud high piercers of whistles--raucous singing, and
marching. The ragged beat of boots on dry ground attacks our senses.
Springing down from some sort of shelf onto what may be ground, we
sidle quickly along a wall-like structure away from the noises. They
fade into the distance, but not completely out of hearing.
At some point the wall ends, and we lose our balance, having been
leaning on it for support this whole time. A spongy mass quivers
beneath us as we pick ourselves up; it's edible, so we eat. From a
direction opposite the marching comes a different noise: loud clicks
at irregularly spaced intervals. It's the worst: each time a click
comes, we stare at nothing, waiting for the next one to come,
wondering if it won't, and when it does we're jolted by its painful
aural prick.
We shake ourselves out of our trance and head off in a direction
perpendicular to our previous one, hoping to avoid both noises. At
some point they are precisely the same volume, and we start digging
down into what has now become a very fine, cold powder, like frozen
sand. We don't get more than three feet into the sand before we
realize that odd sounds are coming from below--loud pops, obnoxious
raspberries, obscene sucking noises--every possible kind of sound a
human mouth can make short of actual speech. We can almost feel our
heads distend with every noise.
We abandon our digging and climb a very tall tree nearby. We climb
for days--it's a velcro tree, and we have no trouble sticking to it
with our woolen clothing. Finally, we reach the top, exhausted.
Attached to the highest leaf we find a card; we rip it off the leaf
and open it up. It is utterly blank, but a sound chip inside plays a
tinny version of "Copacabana," orchestrated for excruciating
electronic beeps. The pain is like nothing we have ever experienced.
We fall senseless.
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